I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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