No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Randomize
