So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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