I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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