Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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