she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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