talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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