I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
