i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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