halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So much Jack, so little girl.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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