found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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