yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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