Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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