Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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