let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
