his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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