what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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