So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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