Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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