is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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