Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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