Buhtt sex?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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