VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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