Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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