you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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