No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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