can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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