Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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