There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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