You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
