one might say we're banned from that church
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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