Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
