yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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