that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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