question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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