I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Someone signed my nipple.
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