i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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