fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
vagina is talking i cant
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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