Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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