Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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