Your tits are I can't wait for
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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