i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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