It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Are my feet made of real feet?
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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