Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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