dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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