I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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