She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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