Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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