We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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