So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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