he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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