I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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