the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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