I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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