Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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